30 Naughty Cakes For GrownupsNo peeking, Adults Only!

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When you’re officially an adult, don’t you just love cakes with pastel-coloured icing, dainty flower designs and super cute toppers? NOT!

Of course, now that you’re an adult, you just love everything adulty — sexy, naughty and definitely funny!

So, now that your birthday’s coming up or any event you would like to have a cake, and you have “squirted” all cake ideas in your head but still can’t figure out what will “arouse” you? Here are 30 naughty cakes to “get you going” *winks*!

For the Boys or Girls who like Girls:

1. You bad little one…just come to Mama!

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2. A pole dancer “on top” — oh it never gets better than this!

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3. You must’ve been one lucky patient!

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4. A naked woman having a bubble bath “on top” is definitely not that bad!

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5. I bet Drew wants to take that bite first.

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6. For the naughty “butt” cute…

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7. Boobie Cupcakes with a Nipple on Top!

Breast eaten with a little ice cream!

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8. And more boobs…

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9. Oh please cum…I mean…come to my party…please?

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For the Girls, or Boys who like Boys:

10. Does this look like a banana to you?!!!

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11. A whole lot of lovin’ indeed…

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12. A “flower” for a bed for this little one is just perfect!

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13. Think of that memorable moment with your partner…and turn it into a cake! Yum!

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14. Just arrest me!

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15. Looking forward to that!

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16. Available in different colours and sizes! Pick one now!

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17. How sweet…

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18. Oh you cute little one…can I “squeeze” you?

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19. No peeking!

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20. I “c*nt” help it, sorry!

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21. Damn it, you’re alive!

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22. For your little jackass…

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23. Sure do!

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24. Ummmm no thanks!

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25. Screw you!

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26. Oh no! The devil has been invited!

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27. This whore…I mean whole cake is yours. Enjoy!

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28. So, will she be eating this cake alone?

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29. Honesty is the best policy.

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30. Poop goes the weasel!

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Other Notable Grown Up Cakes We Need to Include:

Oh this is a cake for smoking gardeners….

Image via Cakes Decor.com

Aren’t these naughty AF?

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