When you’re officially an adult, don’t you just love cakes with pastel-coloured icing, dainty flower designs and super cute toppers? NOT!
Of course, now that you’re an adult, you just love everything adulty — sexy, naughty and definitely funny!
So, now that your birthday’s coming up or any event you would like to have a cake, and you have “squirted” all cake ideas in your head but still can’t figure out what will “arouse” you? Here are 30 naughty cakes to “get you going” *winks*!
For the Boys or Girls who like Girls:
1. You bad little one…just come to Mama!
2. A pole dancer “on top” — oh it never gets better than this!
3. You must’ve been one lucky patient!
4. A naked woman having a bubble bath “on top” is definitely not that bad!
5. I bet Drew wants to take that bite first.
6. For the naughty “butt” cute…
7. Boobie Cupcakes with a Nipple on Top!
Breast eaten with a little ice cream!
8. And more boobs…
9. Oh please cum…I mean…come to my party…please?
For the Girls, or Boys who like Boys:
10. Does this look like a banana to you?!!!
11. A whole lot of lovin’ indeed…
12. A “flower” for a bed for this little one is just perfect!
13. Think of that memorable moment with your partner…and turn it into a cake! Yum!
14. Just arrest me!
15. Looking forward to that!
16. Available in different colours and sizes! Pick one now!
17. How sweet…
18. Oh you cute little one…can I “squeeze” you?
19. No peeking!
20. I “c*nt” help it, sorry!
21. Damn it, you’re alive!
22. For your little jackass…
23. Sure do!
24. Ummmm no thanks!
25. Screw you!
26. Oh no! The devil has been invited!
27. This whore…I mean whole cake is yours. Enjoy!
28. So, will she be eating this cake alone?
29. Honesty is the best policy.
30. Poop goes the weasel!