You have to Hide your Sex Toys when you have inquisitive kids!
However, if you’re cunning enough to hide your prized possessions, you’ll know that having kids in your bedroom where your sex toys are lurking is a no-brainer.
Our Askers in Ask SAHM were quizzed about where and how they hide their sex toys, and the answers were surprising! While some go to great lengths to keep their stash from their kids’ plain view, others just hide it simply in their drawers.
So if you can’t seem to find a place to hide your sex toys, and you have your curious littlies at home, these people’s answers might help you find the right place.
1. Grab Yourself A Lockable Vibrator Case
“I have a little box with a combination lock on it. It cost about $29 at an online adult shop. That’s not much when I think about how much worry it has saved me!! I keep the box in the drawer of my bedside table. Before that I used to wrap my toys in a small towel, but when I found it partly unwrapped one day I knew I needed something more secure!”
If you’re like most people, you probably have a drawer full of sex toys. But while your collection may bring you a lot of pleasure, it can also be a source of stress. After all, it’s not exactly easy to hide a three-foot dildo from curious children. That’s where a lockable vibrator case comes in handy.
These cases are designed to hide your sex toys safe, secure, and discreet. They come in a variety of sizes and styles, so you can find one that fits your needs. And best of all, they’re relatively affordable. So if you’re looking for a way to keep your sex life private, consider investing in a lockable vibrator case.
2. At the Top of the Walk-in Robe
“My bedside draw… I keep the extra fun things at the top of my walk-in robe. Kids aren’t allowed in my room alone although when she was younger my 1-year-old did wander out with my vibrator once no mishaps now they are older.”
As anyone with a sex life knows, sometimes things can get a little messy. Whether it’s lube, toys, or just general body fluids, sometimes you need to hide your sex life from kids. A walk-in robe is a perfect place to store your sex toys, as it’s out of sight and out of mind. Plus, it’s easy to clean up any messes in there without having to worry about anyone seeing them.
Simply put a towel down on the floor and voila – you’re good to go! So next time you’re looking for a place to hide your sex toys, remember the walk-in robe. It’s the perfect solution for keeping your sex life private.
“I have a purse in the top of my closet that I keep all my toys, lubes, etc in. It’s too high for the kids to reach and won’t be found accidentally.”
Here’s one useful storage purse for you!
Sex toys can be a fun and accessible way to add a little excitement to your sex life. However, if you have kids now, you might want to find a discreet place to store your toys. One option is to hide them at the top of your closet inside a purse or bag.
This way, they’ll be out of sight and out of mind until you’re ready to use them. Plus, if they do happen to stumble across them, they’ll probably just assume they’re regular old purse contents. So go ahead and spice up your sex life – just be sure to hide your toys away when you’re finished!
4. In the bedside table…but the bedroom door should be closed almost all the time.
“Mine are stored on my bedside table. We don’t allow people into our bedroom so no issues with them being found. My eldest child is 3 and we haven’t had any issues with him going to our bedside drawers. That being said we keep our bedroom door closed pretty much all the time.”
If you’re like most people, you have a bedside table next to your bed. And if you’re like most people, that bedside table is probably full of things like books, a lamp, and maybe even a picture frame or two. But what about your sex toys? It’s important to have a place to keep your intimate belongings safe and out of sight.
After all, you never know your kids might come into your bedroom unexpectedly. The best way to keep your sex toys hidden is to store them on your bedside table. However, it’s also important to make sure that the bedroom door is closed almost all the time. This will help to prevent them from accidentally seeing your joy toys. With these simple steps, you can rest assured that your sex life will remain private and discreet.
5. I Keep My Sex Toys in a Black Box Under the bed
“I keep them in a black plastic box under the bed but my kids are pretty small and wouldn’t look. I’m more worried if my parents /in-laws were to ever find it!”
6. Bottom Draw of the Filing Cabinet
“Bottom draw of the filing cabinet that locks and the key is hidden. My friend has a box on the top of their wardrobe.”
It’s important to be mindful of where you hide your sex toys. You don’t want them to be easily found by your children. A good place to keep them is in the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet. This way, they’ll be out of sight but still within easy reach when you need them.
7. Box at the Top of the Cupboard
“Box in the top of your cupboard?”
As anyone who’s ever had a curious child knows, it’s important to have a plan for hiding your sex toys. One of the most foolproof locations is the top of the cupboard. By placing your sex toys in a box at the top of the cupboard, you can be sure that they’ll be out of sight and out of mind. Plus, if they do happen to stumble across them, they’re likely to write it off as a harmless box of knick-knacks.