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100 Most Epic Chuck Norris Jokes

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100 Most Epic Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris. A man of legends and ads for fitness equipment.

You’ve heard the Chuck Norris jokes going around…. yeah, they are good… But these ones, they are truly the best of the best! Enjoy!

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there is no sign of life.

Some magicians can walk on water.  Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.  Twice.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Aliens are real.  They are just hiding from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t fold paper aeroplanes, he folds aeroplanes into paper.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man.  That man is Superman.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

It takes 20 minutes for Chuck Norris to watch 60 minutes.

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