Time for bed everyone

My stepson (7) was going to his nans one night when the 2 younger ones were playing up something terrible and I asked him if we could send them to nans too and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "only if I can come back here after we drop them off" 😂. Shit I laughed

Don’t want kids my 7 year old daughter said

8 year old ‘well you know what i say mum? The bigger the hoops the bigger the attitude’
Referring to my 16 year old
And damn she was right, totally cracked me up.

Chocolate fixes everythin

My daughter was 5 when she came and found me crying in my hiding spot. She wrapped her little arms around me and said “it will all be ok mummy, tomorrow is a new day and we can make it a better day than today is”. Truth is I was crying as I was planning a suicide thinking I had no way out. I went to the doctor the next day and got all the help I needed.

Talking about Good Friday and Easter Sunday . “ you can’t be dead for three days and then come alive again. I don’t think Jesus died. I think he was just knocked unconscious and then came round three days later”.

My 7yo just said (while laying in the dark suppose to be heading to sleep)
“Guess what, every day is a tomorrow”