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I clippered my pubes and now I'm bleeding

For fuck sakes. So yeah, giant pubic mess. Queue me trying to clipper that shit down. Oh my fucking God theres blood. I've scratched myself in many places. Fuck. Probably severed an artery or some shit, I dunno, I'm horny not a doctor.
Wtf do I do? I've rubbed coconut oil over my injured vagene. But it a) still sucks, b) feels icky, and c) catches on my knickers when I walk. Shit. Jfc. Its our 15 year anniversary today, and I'm pretty sure he does NOT have a fetish for blood and teeny hairs. Help me #desperatehorndog

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Panadol up and turn off the lights.
Happy anniversary!

Just be careful you don’t get an infection. Any redness, with heat ( extra warm to the touch), pain or pus could mean you have cellulitis and need antibiotics. Btw, congrats on your anniversary!

Well ladies, I appreciate your help and responses (they made me giggle and feel better about my unfortunate haircut). He was so tired after work that he didn't even look at. Then about an hour ago he woke me up for a middle of the night romp. In the dark.
All my worry was for nothing. I should have known 😂

Don’t worry the bleeding will calm down before night time comes. Goodluck with it all !!!

Tell him you’re trying to spice up your sex life and it was intentional. Add a couple of Spider-Man bandaids, men love Spider-Man bandaids, and scratch away. Don’t be afraid to be as weird as possible and tell him to call you Maryjane as he sprays his web all over the city.

 Bahahahahaha this had me in stitches 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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