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I wet the bed after having a toilet dream...
Try explaining that to the husband hahah
I had the sudden urge to sneeze right after I put a huge fork load of rice into my mouth. Tried so hard to stop it. Couldn’t. Tried so hard to keep my mouth shut. Couldn’t. I sent rice and snot flying all over the table, my arm and my iPad. Luckily everyone else had finished their dinner and had left the table.
My daughter asked me why my breasts are not tied up. Walking around with not bra / top on ... trying to find a bra
One of the kids i babysit was being silly and asked me the best way I could knock him out. I told him, "I'd give you a forearm smash!" He replied, "Whose arms are the other 2?" 😂😂😂
My 11yr old answered the self serve check out when it said no cash out at this terminal do you wish to continue with a very loud YES! I cracked up and then explained its not voice avtivated!
I saw kangaroos tonight while on holiday. Cheered us all up! Woo! Can make kids laugh trying to ‘chase’ kangaroos. Not really; we were no way near them and I know ho dangerous they can be. But we ran along from a distance and j pretended to chase. Gave my little people some giggles. 😍