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Get a pedicure, and challenge yourself to wear open toed shoes somewhere.
Just because you have some funky toes doesn't mean you can't be fabulous. Look at Meghan Fox and her funky toe like thumbs. And she's still awesome.
Who cares if other people even notice your feet. If they don't like it, they can pay for cosmetic surgery to fix it, or they can lube up their assholes and you can shove it up there. F**k them. Unless they're perfect, they have no right to mention your apparent flaws (I don't see it as a flaw but you seem to).
What about the peep-toe look? It's cute and more flattering to us odd footed girls. Hubby calls me "hobbit feet."
Just relax, most people don't even look at feet. I think only those with foot insecurities notice feet....
Chop them down so they're smaller.