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40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used to Masturbate

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40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used to Masturbate

Candles, hangers, and a zucchini… Three words I never thought I’d utter in a single breath.

Well, I shall stand corrected!

A popular question in Ask SAHM (originally asked three years ago but is still getting answers today!) goes likes this:

Weirdest thing you have used to masturbate? I have used a really big candle, bed post, and gear stick.

Apparently, there’s no shortage of creativity among our lovely readers when it comes to *ehem* personal pleasure, and we got a kick out of reading all those amusing answers! Oh there are “regular” answers there alright, like dildos, vibrators, and a Sybian — but there are even more answers that are simply out of this world! I think this answer encapsulates the whole thread best:

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I’m sure you’re dying of curiosity now, so I’ll get started. Here are the weirdest things our readers have used to masturbate!

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1. Silky padded coat hangers from dear aunt

2. The hand-held shower head on a “special” setting

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3. A frozen hotdog

4. A beer bottle opener that says “Greatest Dad”

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5. A Coke can

6. Mother-in-law’s water bottle

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7. A knitting needle

8. A string of pearls

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9. A bottle of moisturiser

10. A six-pack nuggets

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11. A litre bottle of apple juice

12. A ham hock

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13. The motherf*cking door knob

14. The gear stick

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15. A Christmas bauble

16. An electric toothbrush

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17. Boyfriend’s old t-shirt

18. A cucumber

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19. A bookmark

20. A pine cone

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21. A toy light saber

22. A longneck bottle

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23. A curling wand (disclaimer: it’s unplugged)

24. The leg of a chair

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25. One of those Kong dog toys

26. The leg of a Ken doll

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27. Running bath water

28. Raspberry-flavoured Zooper Dooper

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29. A frozen banana

30. A stick of cabana

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31. The rolling pin

32. The handle of a hammer

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33. A cheese stick

34. A microphone

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35. One of those long twirly lollipops

36. A rolled up newspaper

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37. Soap on a rope

38. A pair of tongs

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39. Boost chocolate bar

40. The bed post

40 Weirdest Things SAHM Readers Have Used to Masturbate | Stay At Home Mum

What about you? What do you use?

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