6 Things A Mum Does Not Want to Hear…Ever.

6. “Can you look after our dogs? We’re going overseas for six weeks.” asks spritely neighbour in earshot of toddler.

A. Gee, thanks for putting my child into that hysterical spin of excitement, how could I possibly say no now?
B. Can’t you see I already have two kids and a husband to feed and exercise?
C. I’ll do it, but only if you return with some serious Duty Free supplies for my top shelf!

I’m sure you’ve had your own share of things you’d never want to hear again! Feel free to share in the comments.