33 Weird Things You Won’t Know Unless You’re A Parent

28. Alone time in the bathroom is sacred

The only way to enjoy moments of peace — is to go to the bathroom and do all of your magazine-reading and social media catch-ups there.

29. Amber stone will stop them from teething

The pain relieving properties in the succinic acid is said to help alleviate teething pain but experts believe this doesn’t work and could be potentially dangerous, too.

30. Putting walking kids on leash is normal

It does look like you are walking a dog here but wait until you have an active kid then you’re sure to change your mind about this leashes.

31. Talk to yourself

We spend so much time talking to the our babies that we sometimes forget they aren’t around and you find that you are talking to yourself.

32. Milestones are both happy and sad moments

My little baby’s growing up! Wait…my little baby’s growing up? Already?

33. None of these things on the list are weird at all

Totally un-weird, mum. And dad.