We have to tell you about a new Adult Online Store that is going to blow away the big corporations in the adult toy land. AND it was created by middle-aged women just like us – for women just like us!
They are called ‘Ignight Me’ – created by two fellow middle-aged women giggling over bubbles on a girl’s weekend who wanted to spice up the monotony of committed relationships and create that spark in the bedroom again. Because all good ideas start with champers and mates!
Ignight Me was created because after awhile, sex becomes just another household chore.
I’m sorry – but it’s true. When I’ve been washing and folding and running the kids around all day, picking up mess and cooking dinner, it’s hard to feel in the mood for sexy time. Sex becomes just another job that has to be done, someone that just wants more of my time and wants more from me – and it shouldn’t be that way – because remember when sex was fun and exciting!
And we love our partners, we really really do. But they are tired too. So they take AGESSSSSS and then it hurts because we weren’t warmed up properly and forgot about lube and, shit, now I have an itchy toe but I can’t reach it because he will know my head isn’t in this thing… You know the drill.
So the girls from Ignight Me who also felt this way, created a progressive adult store that caters to women.
We are screaming their praises here at Stay at Home Mum, and just for our followers when you spend over $50 at Ignight Me, you get 10% off all products store wide! Even those that are already on sale!
Because life is so much better after a toe-curling orgasm!
Okay all the products below are THE bestsellers. Try it to find out why *wink*
Prices apply only while stocks last and if you fancy something that’s out of stock, message Ignight Me so they can recommend something similar..or better.
1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Lilac Touch-Free USB-Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator – $68.25
- Price: $68.25 (usually $85.32)
- See Product on the Ignight Me Website
I’m a HUGE fan of the Satisfyer Pro. It gets the job done – and fast in a toe-curling frenzy of air-pulse vibrations. The Satisfyer Pro mimics the feeling of pulsing water, and if you have ever used a shower head to masturbate (and seriously who HASN’T done that before) – you know what it feels like. No hands groping you, no ‘thinking of England’, just pure pleasure. And it is waterproof so you can use it in the shower!
Gen3 delivers the intense orgasms you know and love. But now, you’ll be flooded with the pleasure of a tapping touch as the air pressure waves arouse your clitoris through a thinly sheathed cap. Easily steer your journey through the two independent motors for vibration and air-pulse. With the simple panel button controls crest across through 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration options. The Pro2 Gen 3 is made of body-safe silicone, is rechargeable, and is IPX7 Waterproof rated. Enjoy the rush!
Some real reviews of the Satisfyer Pro 2:
“No joke. This thing is…. Intense. If you’re considering it do it, unless you want to be able to leave your bedroom… I’ve never ever EVER had this many big O’s in a day. We are on lucky number 6 today and it doesn’t make you sore the way some other silicone vibes may. Last big O I literally forgot to breathe and let out the biggest toot… I was absolutely panting. This thing needs a warning label.”
“Wow, just wow. 10/10 This is the one, okay; it does not play. You want to get straight to the point? This lil suckered got you. After a very disappointing experience buying an overpriced version of this toy style (different brand) I ordered the Satisfier Pro 2 and I’m so relieved by this! After charging, it worked immediately and I feel like I’ve been exorcised.
Also, put a towel down 1st.”
2. Pretty In Pink – Pink 8.6 cm USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
- Price: $43.12 (usually $53.90)
- See Product on the Ignight Me Website
- 8.6cm long and 2.3cm girth
I do love a small, powerful vibrator that you can hide easily when the kids burst into your room. You just need to humm or sing loudly to cover the noise.
“What’s that noise Mum?”
“I heard a buzzing noise coming from your room.”
This compact, fully rechargeable bullet packs a powerful punch. Simplicity at its finest with a one-button control beautifully sealed into its silky smooth coating, this mini vibe delivers 7 distinct vibrations at earth-shaking speeds. Its gentle curve and ergonomic handle offer sleek style and organic integration into all your deepest fantasies. Take the bullet into the shower or bath with you, as it’s completely submersible, and clean up easily with a Hot Bio Toy Cleaner Spray and a warm water rinse.
- Extremely powerful, discreet bullet
- Sleek, gently rounded design
- Made from plastic with silky smooth PU coating
- 7 different powerful vibrations to choose from
- 8.6 cm (3.4”) long, 2.3 cm (0.9”) wide
- Fully Rechargeable
- USB cable included
- Latex and phthalate free
3. Bunny Tails Mini – Black Mini Butt Plug with Pink Bunny Tail
- Price: $33.64 (usually $39.58)
Too cute this could pass up as a keychain or a bag charm!
These bunny butt plugs feature a tapered butt plug with a soft, fluffy bunny’s tail. Perfect for when you want to feel cute and sexy in the bedroom, or you want to role-play as a naughty bunny. Made of body-safe and silky-smooth silicone, and Polyester hair which you can easily clean with soap and warm water.
- Product Dimensions: 13.5 cm X 5.1 cm X 5.1 cm
- Insertable Dimensions: 6.5 cm X 2.2 cm
- Product Material: Silicone
4. Adam & Eve Silicone Booty Boot Camp Training Kit – Black Butt Plugs – Set of 3
- Price: $56.30 (originally $70.38)
Make sure your anal exploration goes as smooth as silk with this set of training butt plugs that go from tiny to robust in three graduated sizes! Use plenty of lubricants as you begin with the first and slowly work your way up from there.
The flared base gives you peace of mind that you won’t end up at the emergency department telling the nurser that you ‘Just fell on it in the shower’.
Clean-up is a snap with Adam & Eve toy cleaner and hot water rinse!
– 3 Butt plugs in graduated sizes
– Made from Silicone
– Strong suction cup base
– Large: 15.25 cm (6”) total length, 3.8 cm (1.5”) width
– Medium: 12.7 cm (5”) length, 3.2 cm (1.25”) width
– Small: 11.4 cm (4.5”) total length, 2.8 cm (1.1”) width
– Latex & Phthalate free
Real reviews of the Adam & Eve Silicone Booty Boot Camp Training Kit:
“These 3 “Keys” allows your Key to open what was once locked with ease. Just be prepared for all that comes, when the lock on this forbidden door is undone.”
“Item is perfect for beginners. I am a gay man who had very little anal experience and my partner is pretty well-endowed. I bought this package to help work my way up to where I wanted to be and it worked perfectly. I now have absolutely no problem handling him in bed and there is no pain involved. The plugs are very gradual and, if used slowly and gently, result in very little to no pain. I would definitely recommend.”
5. Evolved SUNSHINE – Yellow 17 cm USB Rechargeable Massage Wand
- Price: Was $94.58, now on sale for $75.66
- Height: 17 cm, Depth: 4.6 cm, Width: 4.6 cm
- Buy Now!
Every girl needs a good wand in her life. And I love this version because it isn’t huge and veiny or fake skin colour. Ewwww. No – it’s pretty and fun – like we want to be!
This powerful and stylish deep yellow wand is fully blanketed in body-safe creamy smooth liquid silicone which means you can take it into the shower or bath with you as it’s fully submersible. Enjoy the erotic diamond-textured chunky head as it flexes and sways to move with your body and ramp up your experience to ten speeds and functions for sensational targeted pleasure where you crave it most. USB rechargeable & easy to clean.
- Liquid silicone flexible wand vibrator
- Ideal for targeted stimulation
- Diamond textured wand head
- 10 powerful vibrating speeds & functions
- Made from soft & creamy liquid silicone
- LED light illuminates buttons when in use
- Phthalate & latex free
- Waterproof & submersible
- Rechargeable, USB cable included