Why Are My Farts So Bad?

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Why Are My Farts So Bad?

Fact:  Farts are Funny, except in a crowded room.

They are, there is just no denying the fact!  We here at Stay at Home Mum got chatting about flatulence the other day, and why sometimes, we smell worse than other times.

I say this as my 8-year-old son comes into the office, does a ‘silent but violent’, laughs his arse off, and leaves. OMFG! The smell was so bad! And I said those dreaded words that my mother used to utter when our farts really stunk.. Maybe he needs worming!

So what actually makes us stink worse than usual?

There are a variety of reasons which I’ll list below.  Medication (especially anti-depressants!), being constipated, eating foods that have a ‘higher than usual’ amount of sulphur in them.  The reasons vary.

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Medication Farts:

Medication is a big one.  And if you are on Anti-Depressants or anti-biotics, prepare to clear a room real fast! Medication reacts with our digestive tract, making all those good bacteria – well, happy! Of course, there are also medications that can actually reduce the amount of flatulence once should have including heartburn or reflux medication.  Of course, farting is totally natural – just go outside or blame the dog.

Gassy Food Farts:

Reasons for particularly stinky gas include:

  • Cabbage, broccoli, onions, Brussels sprouts, peas, leeks and garlic
  • Dried Fruits (apricots are LETHAL)
  • Curries or hot spices
  • Artificial Sweeteners
  • Diet or Weight Loss Shakes
  • Lentils and chickpeas
  • Bread or anything containing yeast
  • Processed Meats
  • Eggs
  • Red Meats

Fun Fart Fact:  Women fart about 7 times per day, men about 12. So we more than makeup for it in stink!

Period Farts:

The talk of the elusive Period Fart is enough to make my husband take to the bathroom and vomit his guts out. But it is a thing.. Ask any menstruating woman! It’s bad enough that we are leaking from our vagina, have a bad attitude, want to kill someone and now we also have to deal with Period Farts.

The cause of this rather rancid gas is our sex hormones (i.e. oestrogen)! Our oestrogen levels peak around ovulation time and wreak havoc with our intestines a few days before our period farts (oops! I mean, starts).

Even if you don’t actually have a period (i.e. you are on something like Depo Provera), you still ‘cycle’.. So the farts won’t be as bad, but they will still be there. However, they will only last a few days in so grab some charcoal lined undies or just go outside to do your anal applause!

Why are my Farts so Bad?

Night Shift or Too Many Late Night Farts:

If you are working later hours than usual or have had a few huge nights out, it upsets your body clock. By upsetting your body clock you are also upsetting your digestive tract, and yes people, you fart like a racehorse.

Night Shift farts have been documented in this very office and they are rancid.  Sip some peppermint tea and try and get some shut-eye and the excessive farts should stop.

Exercise Farts:

Yes ladies, exercise farts.

Exercise gets the blood pumping and gets literally ‘everything’ moving in the body. It’s good for you. And if you think you are the only one letting one rip in Aerobics, it is perfectly normal.  Ask any Yoga teacher! It is usually when we relax after exercise that tend to really let it rip.

And yes, I’ve done it in Yoga, when the room is quiet, and dark. Best thing to do – start to giggle. Everyone will join you!

Covid -19 Farts:

If you have had a varient of Covid 19, you may have noticed that your farts smell worse. This could be due to your sense of smell being affect, as well as covid affecting your body. People on reddit have said “There’s this metallic almost unpleasant sweet smell that I smell from my own farts, poop, body odor, It’s so weird, but I swear I can also taste it in my mouth,”.  So this is something to expect if you get the “spicy cough”.

Fun Facts About Farts

1. Women are far stinkier then men.

Because our female bodies naturally contain more sulphur – so if you ‘burp out the wrong end’ and get blamed for it – it is only natural!

2.  Farts Are Fast!

Farts have been clocked at 3.05m per second or 7 miles per hour.

3.  Vegans and Vegetarians have Smellier Farts Then Meat Eaters

Because of all the sulphur-rich foods they eat.  And beans.. Beans are good for you but make you flatulent!

4. Only 1% of Your Fart Actually Smells

Yep – all that air and 99% is odourless air. The remaining 1% is an assortment of gasses.

5. Yes, Farts are Flammable

Because your flatulence is made up of flammable gasses, yes it will light on fire.  However, don’t do it – unless you want to burn your bottom!

6.  Everyone has their own ‘Brand’ of Fart

Your farts are as unique as you are.  You can actually distinguish the smell of farts between close family. Farts and their bacterial composition are unique to an individual.

7.  Farting is a Fetish

Called ‘Eproctophilia’, there are some unique individuals that are sexually turned on by farts.

8.  The Word ‘Fart’ Was invented in 1962

It means ‘Wind from the anus’.

9. Don’t Blame Sheep for the Hole in the Ozone Layer

The animal that produces the most farts is actually termites!

10. Earn $50,000 Per Year as a Professional Fart Smeller

Yes, there is such a thing as a professional fart smeller.

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So what can you actually do about it?

Well, farting is totes natural and never life-threatening.  If you are really worried – see your Doctor.  But if you want to do something about it – try some of the following:

Other Incredible Facts About Farts!

  • Farts have been clocked at speeds of up to three metres per second!
  • Flatulence is actually flammable!  You can light a fart (but you’ll burn your corn hole – so don’t do it!)
  • Farts can actually be ‘measured’.  Someone has invented a device called the ‘Rectal Catheter’ which gets shoved up your chocolate starfish to determine the volume of gas produced!
  • There is an underwear manufacturer called Shreddies that produced charcoal lined pads to ‘lesson the offensive gas’.
  • There is a pill you can take that makes your farts smell like chocolate or roses.  He sells them online – look see: 

You learned something new today huh!

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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