There are a million of weird nail trends nowadays and frankly speaking, I think some of them should not exist. Never. Ever.
I am particular to clean fingernails but some part of me loves nail polishes too. If used accordingly, I think that having some nail polish (especially when suited with your current mood) is a good pick-me-up.
I love the thought of getting manicures and pedicures at the spa and coming out moments later feeling like a rockstar. But how much is too much?
Here are 22 of the most outrageous nail trends that should GO AWAY:
1. Bubble Nails
Eww. Seriously, this trend needs to stop STAT! Does somebody really need nails that look like a bunch of bum sore? Nope. NOPE.
2. Scorpion Nails
Why would anybody want to have a f*ckin’ scorpion on their nails? Even Morticia Adams does not approve!
3. Succulent Nail Art
So you’re pushing for a botany exhibit on your nails? I’m not a fan of it. Sorry not sorry!
4. Pierced Nails
So how do you wash your lady bits with these nails? I can’t even start to thinik about it.
5. Dollar Nails
If these nails can’t buy me anything then I’d say PASS.
6. Spike Nails
Lady Gaga would’ve wanted this. Not me. It’s just too much and I can only imagine the amount of gunk I could collect after cleaning my house with nails like these.
7. 3D Lego Nails
I have this fear of waking up one morning with millions of Lego pieces sticking up my nails. My kids would love these, but not me.
8. Caviar Nail Art
9. Super Long Acrylic Nails
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE
10. Teeth Nails
Lol. How can you even wash hands with these? ‘Prolly the most absurd nail trend in this bunch.
11. Clear Acrylic Nails
Why did you even bother?
12. Pompom Nail Art
Just tacky and un-classy!
13. Vampire Fang Nails
Yep, it will pierce the innermost corner of your soul. Lol whut. No, just no.
14. Weird Nail Shapes
Sorry, my obsessive-compulsive self is dead. *I cringe*
15. Chrome Nails
This trend is go big or go home and no in between. It can work. The only thing that looks decent in here.
16. Unicorn Horn Nails
Stop it, your nails could be mistaken for those unicorn makeup brushes.
17. Duck Feet Nails
Eww. Please wear gloves!
18. Stilleto Nails
How do you even have sex with those nails? Bahaha.
19. Fidget Spinner Nails
I. CAN’T. EVEN.
20. Fried Egg Manicure
I like eggs…well..anywhere but not on the nails.
21. Nipple Nail Art
EWW. EWWWW. EEEWWWW. My trypophobic self is going berserk.
22. 3D Nail Art
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO COMMENT!