No spam. No fake stories. Just pure dirty little secrets for the new year!
And just like what we offered to you last year, we’ve gathered these uncut confessions from our followers who just can’t kept their secrets to themselves and chose to just let it out…anonymously.
1. Attracted to Cousin
Sometimes, in the deep recesses of my mind, I feel attracted to my cousin. Like sexually. And I have no idea why. Just that we used to get along so well. I even found a pair of my dirty underwear in his room once (under his pillow with a thing of lube), indicating that he must have felt it, too. Nothing ever happened. We’re cousins after all. And that’s icky. I’m so ashamed of it though. As soon as I realise I’m having those thoughts I feel sick and shake myself out of it. What’s wrong with me?!
When you do a really satisfying poo and want to do another one straight away.
3. Steamy dream
I dreamt last night that I was having an affair with an ex boyfriend, but at the same time my husband was having an affair with his (ex-bf’s) wife. When I woke up, I’ve never been so turned on in my life. The thought of having HIM back in my bed is so hot.
4. She deserves someone who gives a shit
I hardly ever have sex with my husband anymore. Perhaps if he put a bit of effort into cleaning up after himself and trying to be a good dad, and god forbid, put his phone down for more than a minute, I’d put the vibrator and touch him. He’s not just a paycheck. I work, too and for years it was me supporting him. Get off your high horse because you don’t know everything.
5. Dear wife, take heed of this advice
I can tell which clients at work are married and which aren’t. They really try to connect with you. They quiver under your touch. I guess because of years of living in a sexless marriage takes its toll on them. Years of knowing they prefer to touch themselves than their husbands. I used to think men who cheated with escorts were lowly dogs but then I got to know them. They are so desperately lonely most. Broken men who work so hard to provide for a wife that only sees him as a paycheck. So put down the vibrator, turn off the porn and turn to your husbands. If you have the energy to do that then you have the energy to put out.