The Not-So-Dirty Little Secrets

Here at SAHM, we have our very own little fort for you guys to share your dirtiest, nastiest and most appalling little secrets.

We’ve decided to go deep into our Dirty Little Secrets segment to give you some really good belly laughs.

Everybody has their own secrets and we truly apologize for sharing some of the funniest (and craziest) on this post! Don’t worry, your identities are safe.

Let’s start from some clean fun…

Oh, we bet the widdle weed seeds are sooo cute!

Yeah girl! Flaunt that ass!

“Yes sweetie, I totally knew she farted.”

Uhh, do we really have to know?

Oh, really?

WE CAN BE TRUSTED, YA KNOW. SEE? NO EMAIL ADDRESSES!

Please? Can somebody tell this person? PLEASE.

I wish so too, hun.

Aaaand, we’re at this part where it’s quite serious -no joke.

But this one had us on the floor. Writhing in pain. BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH LAUGHING.