25 Christmas Wreaths to Drool Over
Fresh and creative ways to bring some twists to your Christmas wreaths this year!
1. The Martha Stewart Wreath
Jesus Martha. Like I’ll ever make that. I mean, it’s pretty and all, but I’d rather slit my wristscom with a spoon then take the time to make this with the kids.
2. Flower Wreath
Awwww so pretty. And it will die in the Australian heat in about 30 seconds. #justdon’t
3. Put your initials on your wreath!
The ultimate in ‘Wanky Wreaths’. Mostly found on the doors of Instagram Models and Beauty Bloggers. Again, just don’t.
4. Dull Colour Wreaths
Or just dull. Like brown, talking about the weather, Justice Crew and articles on Christmas Wreaths.
5. Buttons-filled wreaths
Find buttons all year around. Glitter may be the herpes of the art world, but buttons must be the syphilis of the sewing world.
6. The Glitter Wreath with flowers and ribbons
See above Re: Herpes of the Craft World.
7. Playful-themed wreath
Hmmm I think elves are scarier than clowns… but if you want to scare the kids, go right ahead! Personally I’d replace it with a dolls head with the eyes removed.
8. One Dominant Colour Wreath
There is one place to be dominant. And the front door isn’t that place.
9. Classic Wreath
The type you buty at Spotlight or Lincraft, but shitter.
10. Wreath made out of corks
Now this is more like it – provided those corks are actually yours!
11. White Christmas Wreath
Sprinkle your front door wreath with a little cocaine for that special touch!
12. Cartoon-themed wreath
Nothing says ‘I still live with my Mummy’ than going to the trouble of putting Peanuts on a Christmas Wreath.
13. Animal on your Wreath
Don’t use a real owl. People hate that.
14. Gingerbread man-themed wreath
I can’t think about anything funny for this one. If you can – send me an email.
15. The Ballet Dress Wreath
**shivers with disgust** No.
16. Elongated wreath
Like a wedding bouquet, but more depressing. Wonder what would happened if I threw this at my family on Christmas Day???
17. Colour-stimulating wreath
Hmmmm stimulating…… I think it would be more interesting if you put a variety of coloured vibrators on the front door!
18. Snowman on a door? Yes please!
I put snowman in the same category as elves and clowns. Freaky as fuck.
19. For the minimalist people!
An even more minimalist idea is no Christmas Wreath at all!
20. Ornament wreath
This is so incredibly shit that I would throw eggs at it.
21. Cold Wreath
Cold. Like my dead heart.
22. Candy Mint Wreath
Can you eat it? This is what my brain is thinking when I’m reading about Christmas Wreaths on the internet.
23. Reuse your old things to add on your wreath
No tampons please.
25. What better thing to place in your wreath than the Nativity?
Umm I can think of a million things. Bourbon, Dean from Supernatural, anything!
What creative design did you use for your Christmas wreaths? Share them here!