20 True Crime Gifts For The Morbid AF Housewife

Look no further. Be horrified and amazed at these unique True Crime Gifts. There is something here for everyone… Look, everyone, it seems, is obsessed with True Crime at the moment.

Trying to find a True Crime Gift for the Morbid F*cker in your life?

Life can be rather dull sometimes, so adding some morbid true crime flair to your home might be the answer! Whether you’re a fan of mysteries, dark serial killer stories, or anything else in that vein, these 20 true crime gifts are perfect for spicing up any living space.

For those looking to double their décor’s grim enchantment, each item below offers a unique and unforgettable way to showcase your appreciation for all things related to classic murder tales. From accent pieces and apparel to wall art and books about notorious criminals – let’s take a closer look at what possibilities await our morbid-minded housewives!

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1. Serial Killer Welcome Mat

This is much more my style – because I love talking about them, and I discuss them with all my friends…I want!

2. Jeffrey Dahmer Cutting Board

Get some great cooking advice from Jeffrey Dahmer himself! This handmade cutting board featuring old two-eyes is made from bamboo.

2. Smells Like Dahmer Lives Here Scented Candle

If you watched the Dahmer series on the telly, you know that his apartment would have smelled nasty. But this candle has a delicious clean cotton scent!

3. True Crime Murder Shows Kitchen Towel Set

Are you a fan of true crime murder shows? Have you ever wanted to spruce up your kitchen with something that captures the spirit of these shows while being stylish and unique? This beautiful set includes three linen towels imprinted with images from some of the most popular true-crime murder shows.

4. Ted Bundy Mugshot Poster

Ted Bundy was a nasty son-of-a-bitch. His sexual violence was just off the scale, but I find wanted posters fascinating… Not sure I’d want to hang it up in my house… but you do you, boo!

5. Zodiac Killer Cryptogram Reproduction Art Piece A4 Size

Have a copy of the real cryptogram by the Zodiac Killer hanging in your home. During his infamous killing spree, The Zodiac Killer sent letters to many of the major newspapers of the time and to the Police. Amongst them was this mysterial cryptogram meant to reveal his (or her) identity. Can you crack this code?

6. I Eat Guys Like You for Breakfast Dahmer T-Shirt

A heavy cotton t-shirt with Dahmer. Shock all your friends!

7. If You Can’t Beat Em’, Eat Em’ T-Shirt

Oh my Grandmother will blush when she sees this one!

8. Choke Me Like Bundy, Eat Me Like Dahmer T-Shirt

Yeah, we went there. Terrible, but freaking hilarious!

9. Mike Myers Halloween Shirt – Pumpkin Carving with Michael

Teehee – very very amusing! Perfect Halloween Shirt!

10. Buffalo Bill’s Body Lotion T-Shirt

It puts the lotion in the basket. Comes in loads of colours and sizes!

11. Serial Killer Flip Flops

What do you get the True Crime Fanatic that has everything? A pair of double pluggers with serial killers on them – that’s what!

12. Pogo the Clown’s Crawlspace and Foundation Services T-Shirt

This fictitious company features a KILLER reputation – only a True Crime fanatic will understand this t-shirt….

13. ‘How They Were Caught’ Pencil Set

What facinates me the most about True Crime is how criminals are actually caught. This adorable True Crime Gift Pencil Set will tell you – the perfect gift for a Teacher!

14. American Serial Killers Map

Let’s face it – America makes the best Serial Killers. Bundy, Dahmer, Gacy, the Golden State Killer, there are too many to name. But now you can see where they committed their crimes in this map!

15. The Serial Killer Cookbook

No this isn’t a cookbook about eating people – but a recipe book on last meals from Death Row. See what the most notorious criminals in the world ate as their last meal – then you can make it at home with this step-by-step recipe book!

16. The Serial Killer Colouring Book

For a relaxing afternoon, you can colour in all the world’s most infamous serial killers in perfectly illustrated detail.

17. 2023 Desk Calendar of Murder

Morbid – and tax deductible! This calendar features a different serial killer to learn about every month! Perfect!

18. Jeffrey Epstein Christmas Tree Ornament

Bad taste? Hell yes. Funny? Also yes! Perfect for the Christmas Tree of the best True Crime lover!

19. Guess Who Printable Gift for Crime Junkies

So, you want to play a game? With this True Crime Serial Killer Guess Who printable, housewives can put their true crime knowledge to the test and have hours of nostalgic fun. Whether your recipient is an avid fan of podcasts and movies about serial killers or a seasoned criminal historian, there just might be something here to tantalize them.

20. Serial Killer Blanket

I can’t believe someone will just sleep soundly tonight with their true crime blankie! Like, how? But, we get it, since the blankie is soft – and smooth. Ooops! Just spilled my wine. No, that’s not blood! I swear!

Do you think murderers are inherently evil people, or do you think there is some underlying cause for their crimes?