Very naughty gifts for Mum. Very naughty indeed!
If you are looking to buy a naughty or even disturbing gift for a fellow Mum – then you have certainly come to the right place.
Don’t email us and complain about the content – you have been warned!
“Eat a Dick” Box
There are just so many people I could send this ‘Eat A Dick Box’ to… So many. Wonder if they ship it anonymously… pondering…
You can choose from three different types of chocolate (milk, dark or white) and for a few extra dollars, you can add a spring-loaded glitter penis bomb. Why not! She deserves it!
‘I’m Not Bossy’ Oven Mitts
Who says mum is bossy!?
‘There’s A Ho In This House’ Mug
Whilst we are on the topic of that word we really shouldn’t say… say it with a mug!
Go the F**k to Sleep Book
This book is a must-have for every parent!
This Chocolate Bar with a very sincere message.
The perfect gift for your own Mum! 100 grams of ‘Sorry for being a dick’.
The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Sh*t
This will gather all mum’s to-do working out ‘sh*t (that probably won’t get done)’ in this straightforward but fun book to get fit during shit!
Dirty Bitch Bath Bomb
Get your bitch a bath bomb with her name on it! Available in Blue Raspberry Slurpee scent, she will know you love her!
Friends Tv Series ‘how You Doin’?’ Mug
You know it girlfriend!!
Drink Up B#tches Drinking Beer Hat
Whatta way to drink!!
Karens In The Wild Colouring Book
Have all the co,ouring fun, Karen— oh, Mum, I mean!
So, which of these do you like best?
