It’s quirky, original, and intentionally misspelled.
Some would say Bogan. But nahhhh. I say, STRAYA!!!!!!!!
Sabrina has gone on to be the “go-to” on the subject and has even released a hilarious book, The Little Book of Bogan Baby Names.
She has compiled a list of the unique yet slightly “bogan” baby names for boys and girls around the country.
‘Bogan’ Baby Names
Girls ‘bogan’ names
Sativa and Indica
Boys ‘Bogan’ Baby Names
In case you are wondering last years names certainly weren’t much better either!
Top 10 ‘Bogan’ Baby Names for Girls
Top 10 ‘Bogan’ Baby Names for Boys
Let’s just say these parents won’t be getting any awards for their name choices any time soon.
Here are a few more of Sabrina’s all time favourite bogan baby names.
Bogan Baby Boy Names:
Want to add instant bogan flair to a regular name? Whack an “o” at the end! Other stellar examples include Ron-o and Steve-o, but you can do it pretty much any name you like.
What better way to pay tribute to your beloved ute than to name your firstborn after it? If you’re really lucky, he was conceived in the tray. Now there’s a story for his 21st.
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Bringing to mind back-alley drag races and bad-ass bikies, Diezel (notice the “S” has been replaced with a “Z”) is a name steeped in rich bogan history.
Cash or Kash
You’d better be ready for a massive five-finger dollar-sign ring and gold tooth on this kid.
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Wazza! Warrens everywhere loved the early-noughties trend of yelling “wazzzzupppp?” because it sounded so much like their nicknames.
I see what you did there. You gave your son a regular moniker like Jack, but you surreptitiously inserted Daniel as a middle name as a nod to your favorite booze. Slick.
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Bogan Baby Girl Names:
When you’re named after the Aussie slang word for “chick”, you have to accept that Mum and Dad probably had some bogan tendencies.
“I love her with all my heart; let’s call her Heart backwards!” Is it Tree, Tray, Tray-uh, Tree-uh? Who knows and who cares.
Another silly back to front name.
While it’s been a tight race down to this section, I do believe that naming your baby girl after the cheapest, tawdriest, most debaucherous city in the world takes the bogan cake.
In Greek mythology, a phoenix is a bird that signifies rebirth. In real life, its a bit of a silly name for a girl.
It’s a bogan name of epic proportions.
Parent tip: Whatever you name your kid, just make sure you can scream it in one breath. You will do it for most of your life.